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The internet is full of noise. Outrage, takes, hot and cold and lukewarm takes, things that are technically advice but feel like judgment. We thought: what if it wasn't?

What Would Keanu Do is a small experiment in a different kind of presence. You type something that's been weighing on you — a question, a frustration, a situation you can't quite shake. And you get back something grounded. Not a listicle. Not a lecture. Just a few sentences that feel like they came from someone who actually paused before speaking.

We're not claiming Keanu Reeves endorses this, runs this, or has ever heard of it. He almost certainly hasn't. But if you've ever watched an interview with him — really watched one — you know there's a quality there. A stillness. A way of treating whoever he's talking to like they matter. We tried to bottle that.

Powered by Claude (Anthropic's AI). Inspired by a man who once said "I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime." He was wrong, but that's very him.

The spiritual opposite of didwestartawartoday.com — and its necessary counterweight. One site tells you what's broken. This one sits with you anyway.

Type something. See what comes back.

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